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Special Ed Girl


i met my girl at the downtown Dollar Store
caught my eye and captured my heart
pretty as can be but what attracted me was that she
was so damned smart

but then one day she went away
to Cooper's Rock to go for a hike
fell and hit her head and though she wasn't dead i knew
something wasn't quite right


CHORUS
now she's confused as a blind optometrist
drinks with a fork
she's electric like an epileptic
she really lights my torch -
my Special Ed Girl


so now things are pretty different
i'm in love with a slobbering fool
making future plans - a treasure in my hands
a handful of drool

shoulda knew right then that things would change again
fell out the wheelchair and hit her skull
gonna miss her tense joints - her retarded good points
broke up with her cause now she's normal


CHORUS
and now i'm hanging out by the short bus
trying to relive the memory
i wanna jump the bones of a girl who grunts and moans
i gotta go and find me...
another Special Ed Girl.



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